Lindsey McDonald ([info]evilhandissues) wrote,
@ 2004-10-04 21:13:00
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Current mood: apathetic
Current music:Billy Joel - My Life

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Actually, wait, no they haven't. I am, in fact, still dead. Still murdered. Still here though. Not that it makes much difference. Hell on earth, hell in suburbia, hell in hell itself, it all ends up being the same.

I guess there's only so many times you can say "I'm a dead lawyer and I'm pissed off" before you even start boring yourself.

Weird shit been going on around the hotel lately. Things disappearing and the little ghost keeps professing innocence. Not that that's really that unusual considering the place houses a vampire, a dead chick, a ghost, the vampire's son, a witch, and a...whatever the hell Illyria gets classified as. Plus you've got Turner and his pregnant mistress and Ms. Jameson running around. Not to mention your friendly neighborhood evil dead lawyer. I really should be over being surprised by strange occurrences.

It's kind of funny. It's been pretty dull around the hotel except for the amazing disappearing inanimate objects. Too quiet. Someone ought to do something about that.


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[info]cole_turner
2004-10-05 04:18 am UTC (link)
I suggest, McDonald, that you address Morrigan with more respect than that.

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[info]evilhandissues
2004-10-05 04:20 am UTC (link)
Or...what?
You gonna kill me?
Been there, done that.

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[info]cole_turner
2004-10-05 04:22 am UTC (link)
Actually, she'd probably beat me to it. Word of advice: pregnant women are very hormonal and prone to fits of anger.

It would be a shame to see her turn you into a charcoal briquet.

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[info]evilhandissues
2004-10-05 04:24 am UTC (link)
Prone to fits of anger? Well then the two of you really are a perfect match these days aren't you?

We've been through this. Don't you get bored with the threats?

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[info]cole_turner
2004-10-05 04:28 am UTC (link)
Then by all means -- I dare you to go up to Morrigan and call her my mistress. Please, be my guest.

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[info]evilhandissues
2004-10-05 04:30 am UTC (link)
I'm dead Turner, not stupid.

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[info]cole_turner
2004-10-05 04:33 am UTC (link)
And by the time she reads your comments, you'll be deader.

Perhaps you should rephrase?

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[info]evilhandissues
2004-10-05 04:37 am UTC (link)
It's so sweet you care, Turner. Warms my little dead heart.

I suppose being barbecued wouldn't be too much fun...but what should I call her? "Turner's pregnant and not-dead wife?"

I could go with "Morrigan" but that really takes the excitement out of things.

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[info]cole_turner
2004-10-05 04:54 am UTC (link)
If you want to live dangerously and persist in insulting her...don't say I didn't warn you.

And here I thought you actually liked her. Good that she sees the real you now.

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[info]evilhandissues
2004-10-05 05:05 am UTC (link)
Lighten up, Turner.

I have nothing against the lady and you know it. And according to one set of memories I got floating around in my brain, she's saved my ass quite a few times.

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[info]cole_turner
2004-10-05 05:18 am UTC (link)
Then why call her my "mistress"? She does really hate that.

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[info]evilhandissues
2004-10-05 05:20 am UTC (link)
Probably because I can't seem to shake this habit of antagonizing everyone I come across.

It's hard to teach a dead lawyer new tricks...

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[info]tod_van_helsing
2004-10-05 05:58 am UTC (link)
Just remember Lindsay, there's walking-around-and-hanging-with-your-girlfriend dead, and then there's blown-into-little-pieces-and-swept-up-by-the-janitor dead. Methinks the first option is preferable.

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[info]phantom_dennis
2004-10-05 11:38 am UTC (link)
HEY! I AM innocent.

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[info]2002mini
2004-10-05 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Where happens to be The TemptingBitch, anyway?

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[info]jenfullmoon
2004-10-05 11:15 pm UTC (link)
"Someone ought to do something about that."

Dude, don't ask! You'll jinx it!

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