It's a little more difficult to find nice flowers at this hour than I would have thought and they still don't carry "I'm a bad dead boyfriend" cards anywhere.
How do I get myself into these things?
These'll have to do. And I got chocolate. Chocolate's always good, right? And I got booze for me. Gonna need it.
Don't see why I should have to buy my way back into her affections. I'm not the one that slept with Angel!
I'm a bastard and I shouldn't be taking my issues out on her. She doesn't deserve that. I know better. I'm much better off taking it out on the green man. He does deserve it. Besides, I'm not sleeping with him.
Here goes nothing. I'm a lawyer, I can be convincing when I need to be, right?
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evilhandissues) wrote,
horny
