It's a little more difficult to find nice flowers at this hour than I would have thought and they still don't carry "I'm a bad dead boyfriend" cards anywhere.

How do I get myself into these things?

These'll have to do. And I got chocolate. Chocolate's always good, right?
And I got booze for me. Gonna need it.

Don't see why I should have to buy my way back into her affections. I'm not the one that slept with Angel!

I'm a bastard and I shouldn't be taking my issues out on her. She doesn't deserve that. I know better.
I'm much better off taking it out on the green man. He does deserve it. Besides, I'm not sleeping with him.

Here goes nothing. I'm a lawyer, I can be convincing when I need to be, right?

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